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Hey everyone, here it is, the contact page you’ve all been waiting on. I know I know, you’re dying to know what’s happing here in Portland and you’ll probably have some sort of breakdown if you don’t get the latest great news. Yeah right, I have had this site for how long now and I outside of what I refer to gently as junk mail I haven’t gotten any correspondence. That only tells me I wasn’t as popular as I had once thought I was. Oh, wait. I never thought I was popular. In that case the amount of mail that you’ve been sending my way checks out.

So if you want to send some to my rustic country blog then fill out the form below.

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Wait! Before you click the submit there is one last thing that I need you to do. I hear that you are a math wizz. And if that is true then the following questions will be right up your alley. And well, here is the question.

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